Now... I was having a perfectly good day: hanging out with friends, playing pool and ping pong, listening to music, cooking and eating...when the "gods of improbable movies" commanded me to go see STREET KINGS...starring Keanu Reeves...DEAR ME... I grabbed a non-alcoholic beer, and sat in the movie theater. This is what I recall:

 

Keanu Reeves wakes up, brushes his teeth with a gun, and pukes copiously as a result of it. After finding a badge on the nightstand, our hero remembers he is a cop, and gets ready to go to work. While driving down a busy L.A. street, he realizes he's got a very bad breath and decides to fix the inconvenience by downing a couple of airplane-bottles of vodka. Then he pulls over in front of a drug store and starts a highly refined conversation with two Korean guys. The debate gets heated when the Koreans claim that the third declension in Latin doesn't have a special neuter ending. Keanu Reeves gets mad, but the two Asian thugs take him down and hit his crotch with a dictionary. Our hero wants REVENGE, and after stealing some vodka from a store, goes on a rampage to exterminate the whole Korean community in California. He is quite successful, but his boss reprimands him for killing a man defecating in his own bathroom. "You do not shoot a man taking a dump...It's like killing someone in church" (The "SAD" thing is that I am not making this up!). Anyhow, as the Koreans lie down dead, our hero steals all the alcohol they had in storage. The plot gets very complicated when Keanu Reeves finds out that all the cops in L.A. kill innocent citizens to drink their booze, and bribe the authorities to cover up the mess. After killing two tattooed gangsta-like people that later on turned out to be archbishops, Keanu finally kills the mastermind of the evil plan...and lives happily everafter.

 

It took me a while to get over the idea I actually sat there (I got in for free) and saw the whole movie. I took comfort in reading the COMICS I used to read when I was a little child. Click on the link and see how cool it is to actually turn the pages..it is like having a comic book in your hands. Maybe it's just the fact that I am a geeky bookworm...but I enjoy this "turning the virtual pages thingy" so much that I did some "research", and found this AMAZING TREASURE . If you find similar websites...PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!

 

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