The door is ajar, and I am tiptoeing back into my blog. The place looks familiar even though I haven’t seen it in a long time. My previous entry dates back to the third of July...wow....I was in the Middle East, and I was getting thinner and thinner as the days went by. I believe that some readers thought I had shrank so much that I’d finally disappeared from the blogosphere. I love to think there were lots of top blog entries by people who tried to cast some light over my whereabouts (Haha...kidding).... I was teaching at the Smurf University... I was kidnapped by a bunch of lice...I drowned in a shot of limoncello... stuff like that...

Well, let’s see what is ACTUALLY going on:

I am in Italy right now....but I will soon move to Washington, DC.  I am teaching philosophy classes, as usual. Incredible things are happening to me (you’ll get to hear the stories), as usual.
I am “NOT SO SKINNY” anymore, because my mom, and all of my girl friends are excellent cooks....things just happen to be that way...it’s not like I befriend people because of their cooking skills...JUST A FORTUNATE COINCIDENCE....you don’t want to hear about antipodes ’s baking skills; you’d be too jealous!
Yes....I had a lot of GOURMET FOOD while I was gone...not to mention the WINE...
I said, “While I was gone”...it means that I AM BACK!!!! I’ve missed Mindsay, and I’ve missed all of my cool friends. I really like the idea of having my very own spot on Internet, where I can tell my bizarre stories...talk with people....and stay away from the media that are trying to convey a SENSE OF IMPENDING DOOM....oh no...no....don’t make me talk about politics....I just got back!!!!

HUGS,
Drunknphilosphr